deisegal:

Stepping up to the plate for the Stephen Dillane: Life Ruiner Related Tag Challenge.

(Lots of reposts)

Re-blogging because AGD is a menace to joy-zones everywhere and he must be stopped at all costs. 

…

…with UBD’s penis…

…

*flees*

deisegal:

UBD vs Renard, as per Chapter 23 of Sexual Tension Road Trip. Not shipping it…nope….

*CLINICALLY DEAD FROM THE AMAZINGNESS BUT ATTEMPTING TO TYPE ANYWAY COZ I LOVES IT SO DAMN MUCH…*

wHAT WHAT what What….

I cannot get over the idea of Renard as a camp Dr. Who and UBD as his sulky, slimy, borderline sociopathic assistant when I look at this toon.  I’m not complaining, kidder.  It’s a great thought…  : )

But fuck me, no.  I am so not shipping UBD X Renard.  That would feel a bit like shipping UBD X his second homicide.  : P   They do make a hilarious odd-couple though. 

I really like what yer’ve done with the perspective here, though, for true.  Must’ve been so difficult to draw UBD in the fore(skin)ground and Renard in the back(side)ground while still having them obviously sending each other death glares. 

I really do love Renard’s look here.  He’s got some serious swag going on, TBH.  You (and I) always accuse me of making Renard too nice.  Well, mah lady, now I’m gonna have ta accuse you of making Renard too cool!!!  But in a good way, OBV. 

YAYYYY!!!  UBD’s dread-mustard-t-shirt getting a well-deserved cameo.  Bet it was white when he bought it.  Filthy bastard.  Nnnnnnggggg.  Also, his perfect woobie-but-actually-serious-woobie-and-not-ironic face here is just perfect. 

SEA WALL FOR THE ABSOLUTE WIN!!!!

As always, mah beloved re-patriated Lob, yer’ve surpassed yerself.  *sobs*

Loves yer, DY (MY).

xXx.

Your unforgivably busy Filthy filthy Lobster.  (LLA)

inigosolo:

fortinbrasftw:

…. have I mentioned I need more crack?

First one- UBD has a hard time making sense of properly organized data

Second- “laughed their similar laughs” this was my mental image. and I laughed. and all was right in the world.

*crying too hard to even form a coherant comment yet*

Yup.  So.  Still finding it hard to come up with coherant comments for this utter glory you’ve gifted us. 

Beautiful and brilliant.  Love your drawing style.  Love UBD’s sweat patches and Dave’s straggly beard…  Just love it…  Immensely sexy.  In awe.  :’)

xXx. 

In which there are lots of different POV’s again, a hell of a lot of quite possibly dull plotsposition(tm), some depressing introspection (and a lengthy childhood flashback) from our Stanley (Nope, I don’t know either, FML.), there are no sexy-times to speak of, and UBD gets to play at being a real detective.

Will this prove to be the most serious, wordy and boring chapter yet?

Will I ever learn to sell my story in the blurb rather than put people off? (LOL)

Will Justin-the-Goldfish ever be more than a two-dimensional throw-away gag character? (Relevant question is still relevant, dammit.)

Has UBD bitten off more than he can chew going up against two new players?

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty Three – Pink Jacket and Strong-arm

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma beloved and sorely missed transatlantic not-so-clean Oirish Lob. Mwah. : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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In which many characters squabble over who gets POV segments, UBD is repeatedly put in his place by his betters, Dave faces his worst fear, the Sea-children continue to have more rich and complex emotional interactions than any of the adults, and AGD has got S.W.A.G. Newsflash, right?

Will AGD ever get enough of dominating (ahem) ubd?

Will Justin-the-Goldfish ever be more than a two-dimensional throw-away gag character?

Will anyone ever best Alan?

Will characters ever stop throwing shade about other characters’ dress sense?

Will I ever get a move on with some actual action? (LOL)

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty Two – Justin-the-Goldfish

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma beloved and sorely missed transatlantic not-so-clean Lob. Mwah. : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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Ma Lob is leaving on a jet plane. 

Don’t know when she’ll be back again. 

:’(

In which the diverged stories of Stan and Dave and our two favourite crack-detectives finally begin to re-align themselves on Friday morning, breakfast time at the Storm’s End Inn. Awkward Dirty Cop, Clean Cop relations should really be re-named Wanky Cop, Wanky Cop at this point. Awkward Stan and Dave relations are still incredibly awkward in spite of their recent clandestine encounters. Luckily the children are about to make everything that bit easier. Not.

Will UBD ever sort out his scummy wardrobe?

Will AGD ever stop being a stone-cold fox for five minutes so that we can all get our breath back?

Will Dave ever man-up and stop acting like a prepubescent girl with a crush around his chest Stanley? (Hint: If you need a hint on this, you haven’t been reading closely enough.)

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty One – The Colour Mustard

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma cleanest of clean lobsters who’s been extremely helpful and patient with me and even came up with the title for this Chapter. Mwah. ; )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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Save me Jebus. 

EDIT:  In case you have the inclination and time to devote to reading a novel’s worth of crack/AU/slash - http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

In which we’re still catching up with our boys AGD and UBD due to me getting way ahead of myself with the glut of Stave porn. : P UBD is being whiny, overly emotional and filthy in this instalment. FML. AGD is being his usual stone cold sex panther who also happens to be a very good and conscientious detective.

Will UBD ever admit that he may not be 2000% straight?

Will AGD ever get round to solving the case in between making his partner question his immovable heterosexuality?

Will somebody please feed UBD as he’s gone without food for like 12 hours according to my writing?

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty – Nice Fleece

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma cleanest of clean lobsters. Mwah. : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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