FLASHBACK - Melissa says a “fond farewell” to Stan in the greenhouse (just before she runs off with his wife…)
OH NO SHE DI’N’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proper scandalised by this one girl… Was not expecting it!
Mel is gorgeous and brilliantly drawn with all her red!Detail like nails and lip and eyes and her perfect hair. But, but, but…
HOW DARE SHE???!!!!!!???? How dave she make a move on Dave’s man??? Uh oh. Dave gone be ma-ad. It gone get all Jerry Springer up ins here…
Seriously though, Mel is such a creeper here. And I mean that in the best possible way. But how can she desecrate the allotment of love like this? It’s like cheating on Jesus in a church, damn yer! Never mind her running off with Selma. She is makin’ moves on Dave’s man in THEIR allotment. Their special place that they share together just fer them and no one else except the kids and Ramsey and Frank… OH HO HO. The drama. You are ratcheting it up and pushin’ ma buttons kid. Keep it up. : )
YAY! Greenhouse (even if it has been invaded…) details! The background with the radish plant… just take my heart, why don’t yer, tis yourn anyway. : P
Stan is gorgeous but clearly in distress here (it is so wrong that the combination of Stan + Distress made me internally go HHHHNNNNNGGGGG then… FML…)
You know ah loves me some adam’s apple, widow’s peak and forehead wrinkles. Also, shocked expression, hairy arms, and holding onto that sexy trowel for dear life. :’) His tongue is just indecent. INDECENT ah tells yer… : P Damn yer, Melissa, that tongue and that nice neat shirt and those hairy arms are all fer our Dave!
Dave is winning all the awards here. He is heartbreaking, sweetly pathetic and hilarious all at the same time. His poor gammy hand on the door pane… argh, my heart…
Please tell me that he understood that Stan was having non of it and it was all Mel?!?!? Can’t. Take. The. Melodrama…..
Damn yer fer givin’ me all these feels!!!
(But obv. love yer for it really… : P )