In which many characters squabble over who gets POV segments, UBD is repeatedly put in his place by his betters, Dave faces his worst fear, the Sea-children continue to have more rich and complex emotional interactions than any of the adults, and AGD has got S.W.A.G. Newsflash, right?

Will AGD ever get enough of dominating (ahem) ubd?

Will Justin-the-Goldfish ever be more than a two-dimensional throw-away gag character?

Will anyone ever best Alan?

Will characters ever stop throwing shade about other characters’ dress sense?

Will I ever get a move on with some actual action? (LOL)

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty Two – Justin-the-Goldfish

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma beloved and sorely missed transatlantic not-so-clean Lob. Mwah. : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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In which the diverged stories of Stan and Dave and our two favourite crack-detectives finally begin to re-align themselves on Friday morning, breakfast time at the Storm’s End Inn. Awkward Dirty Cop, Clean Cop relations should really be re-named Wanky Cop, Wanky Cop at this point. Awkward Stan and Dave relations are still incredibly awkward in spite of their recent clandestine encounters. Luckily the children are about to make everything that bit easier. Not.

Will UBD ever sort out his scummy wardrobe?

Will AGD ever stop being a stone-cold fox for five minutes so that we can all get our breath back?

Will Dave ever man-up and stop acting like a prepubescent girl with a crush around his chest Stanley? (Hint: If you need a hint on this, you haven’t been reading closely enough.)

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty One – The Colour Mustard

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma cleanest of clean lobsters who’s been extremely helpful and patient with me and even came up with the title for this Chapter. Mwah. ; )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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deisegal:

Flashback: The Baratheon-Seaworth Clan Celebrate Shirley’s 8th Birthday…with a very special cake :/

Part of the Getting Crackier By The Day Sexual Tension Road Trip AU, which in itself is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop Clean Cop, brought to you by Deisegosolo Productions….is that the correct wording?  

Oh darling…  Who cares about the wording.  ILU.   :’)

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIRL! 
• Cute notice-board of love with slightly bigger snapshot of Stan and Shirl…  Ma heart. 
• Dragon Cottage detail/continuity!porn…   Oh how I’ve missed it….    Hhhhhnnnnnnhggggg, Baratheon tiles etc….  Though how that fit that gaggle of Seaworth’s into one small cottage kitchen I’ll never know…
• Dave wearing his lovely AGD-a-like diamond patterned sweater…   :’)
• I believe I’ve already made clear that I think the Badger Birthday cake (with it’s 8 little candles….  hhhhnnnnggg) is the best thing I’ve seen.  But it’s worth saying again.  Inigo X Badger Cake OTP.  Sooooooo cute it hurts.
• Poor not-dead emo!Matthew!!!  Hurray!  His crossed arms and trying to sulk and stupid fringe and dyed hair and matching black hoody….  PERFICK.  And even he can’t resist the cute of the scenario. 
• Nope, aparently I’m not finished with Frank-the-Badger in cake form yet…
• Cupcakes!
• Stan is happy and content and peaceful with his baby girl.  Yay!  Ma heart.  But he also happen’s to be wearing his sex-shirt.  FML. 
• Cadet!Daniel is dorky and perfick.  Love his neat slicked-back hair. 
• Little clear plastic cups.  *_*
• Alan looks like he’s up to some sort of scheming and/or plotting even at a family party…  Sigh.  What we gone do wit dat boy?
• Still love his REEBUCK hoodie tho. 
• Even I can’t tell the other sea-children apart with any certainty and I wrote a fucking potted history of them.  But ah love how that one next to Alan is either wearing Dave’s stripey sweater, or wearing an exact replica of it….  So damned cute.  Is he young Stanley, perchance?
• I suppose I could hazard a guess that the one standing next to Daniel in blue with freckles is Mark?  
• The one in the stylin’ checked shirt…  Either young David or Stephen…  I’m thinking Stephen…
• Which would make the blonde cutie sittin’ next to Shirl Stephen?
• Oh, who cares, ah loves dem all anyways!
• Shirl’s tomboy outfit is IMMENSE.  Ah loves her boyish style, ah really does.  And she’s so happy surrounded by her beloved family and Badger cake…   Weeeeeeee…
• All the love for how they all seem to be touching one another (apart from emo!Matt, obv)….  So much family love on display here…  RIGHT IN THE FEELS.   *DEAD*

Probably not finished with this crazy assed meta yet, TBH. 

But I need to come up for air…

AH LOVES YER MA CLEANY!!!

xXx.

USIN’ YER OWN GIF AGIN YER. 

I IS CLASSY LIKE DAT.