deisegal:

UBD vs Renard, as per Chapter 23 of Sexual Tension Road Trip. Not shipping it…nope….

*CLINICALLY DEAD FROM THE AMAZINGNESS BUT ATTEMPTING TO TYPE ANYWAY COZ I LOVES IT SO DAMN MUCH…*

wHAT WHAT what What….

I cannot get over the idea of Renard as a camp Dr. Who and UBD as his sulky, slimy, borderline sociopathic assistant when I look at this toon.  I’m not complaining, kidder.  It’s a great thought…  : )

But fuck me, no.  I am so not shipping UBD X Renard.  That would feel a bit like shipping UBD X his second homicide.  : P   They do make a hilarious odd-couple though. 

I really like what yer’ve done with the perspective here, though, for true.  Must’ve been so difficult to draw UBD in the fore(skin)ground and Renard in the back(side)ground while still having them obviously sending each other death glares. 

I really do love Renard’s look here.  He’s got some serious swag going on, TBH.  You (and I) always accuse me of making Renard too nice.  Well, mah lady, now I’m gonna have ta accuse you of making Renard too cool!!!  But in a good way, OBV. 

YAYYYY!!!  UBD’s dread-mustard-t-shirt getting a well-deserved cameo.  Bet it was white when he bought it.  Filthy bastard.  Nnnnnnggggg.  Also, his perfect woobie-but-actually-serious-woobie-and-not-ironic face here is just perfect. 

SEA WALL FOR THE ABSOLUTE WIN!!!!

As always, mah beloved re-patriated Lob, yer’ve surpassed yerself.  *sobs*

Loves yer, DY (MY).

xXx.

Your unforgivably busy Filthy filthy Lobster.  (LLA)

A fully sanctioned bit of ‘collating’ of vintage deisegal Dirty Cop, Clean Cop/Sexual Tension Road Trip toons…   PART ONE…

Ma semi-absent Lob’s got some skills, y’all.

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In which many characters squabble over who gets POV segments, UBD is repeatedly put in his place by his betters, Dave faces his worst fear, the Sea-children continue to have more rich and complex emotional interactions than any of the adults, and AGD has got S.W.A.G. Newsflash, right?

Will AGD ever get enough of dominating (ahem) ubd?

Will Justin-the-Goldfish ever be more than a two-dimensional throw-away gag character?

Will anyone ever best Alan?

Will characters ever stop throwing shade about other characters’ dress sense?

Will I ever get a move on with some actual action? (LOL)

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty Two – Justin-the-Goldfish

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma beloved and sorely missed transatlantic not-so-clean Lob. Mwah. : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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Ma Lob is leaving on a jet plane. 

Don’t know when she’ll be back again. 

:’(

In which the diverged stories of Stan and Dave and our two favourite crack-detectives finally begin to re-align themselves on Friday morning, breakfast time at the Storm’s End Inn. Awkward Dirty Cop, Clean Cop relations should really be re-named Wanky Cop, Wanky Cop at this point. Awkward Stan and Dave relations are still incredibly awkward in spite of their recent clandestine encounters. Luckily the children are about to make everything that bit easier. Not.

Will UBD ever sort out his scummy wardrobe?

Will AGD ever stop being a stone-cold fox for five minutes so that we can all get our breath back?

Will Dave ever man-up and stop acting like a prepubescent girl with a crush around his chest Stanley? (Hint: If you need a hint on this, you haven’t been reading closely enough.)

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty One – The Colour Mustard

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma cleanest of clean lobsters who’s been extremely helpful and patient with me and even came up with the title for this Chapter. Mwah. ; )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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Save me Jebus. 

EDIT:  In case you have the inclination and time to devote to reading a novel’s worth of crack/AU/slash - http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

deisegal:

MABEL FOR THE IRON THRONE

Who da fuq is Mabel??

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Fuck me.  Literally. 

Immense work, ma lobster!!! 

Mabel is just about the best thing in life, TBH.  She got swag, curled up all sleepy-like on her stylin’ fish blanky…  Hhhnnnngggg…  I don’t know what’s wrong with me, really.

But if finding the image of a lovely, sleepy cat ruling over the seven kingdoms with her two Stephen-Dillane-shaped keepers forever by her side so damned attractive is wrong, then dang, people, I just don’t want to be right. 

:’)  I actually want GRRM ta take note of this.  This is the best option for a stable Westeros.  You know it makes sense. 

LOL forever at UBD.  Wait, has he torn his hand apart on the iron throne or has Mabel been scratching at him?  Whichever way he did it, I’m sure he deserves it.  Frankly, as much as he turns me on, I ship UBD/not catching a break pretty hard. 

He is FIT and miserable and woobie-faced here, for true.  Scruffy creased trews and scuffed shoes and CROTCH! OH MY LORD I AM OBSESSED WITH HIS CROTCH! ans sexy belt and crazy, creepy, borrowed-from-patches tie and gorgeous fucking swag suit jacket…   Hhhhhnnnnnggggggg…  Also, as miserable as he may be looking, I will make him love Mabel eventually, I swear it…

*_*  You’ve made AGD a little bit taller than UBD…

Oh darling, let me love you…  *glomps* 

AGD is a dorky, sexy, incredibly dorky, frumpy old sex panther here.  His hairy arms holding Mabel’s adorkable cat bowl arw turning me on, TBH.  He looks thrilled to see his baby on the Iron Throne, frankly.  As well he should. 

ARGGh, his WALLACE!slippers again…  Oh, AGD.  If you are determined to dress like a plasticine old guy all the time, UBD will just have to make you go naked all the time.  You see if he doesn’t…

His contented, fatherly, loving face looking at Mabel is purr-fect.  (Yes, I am ashamed.  I’ll get me coat.) He’s made sure she’s all comfy on her nice blanket on that nasty spiky throne and he’s going to wait by her side in case there’s anything she needs.  AGD…  You are the ambiguously gay panther of my heart…

All the love for the way you’ve drawn that vicious throne and that spectacular stained glass window…  The thought of our intrepid boys actually being transported to King’s Landing is almost too exciting to entertain.  *_*

In summation:  I.  Heart.  Mabel on Iron Throne.  and you, Cleany…

*contented sigh…*

In which Stan and Dave sort of have to face up to the fact they got a little bit frivolous jiggy with each other, and are pretty awkward about it all but also a lot adorable… (FML) and meanwhile, back in actual half-arsed plot-land, AGD and UBD go on a mini, bickery expedition to find out what all this ‘corpse at the tin mine’ business is about…

Yes, I fail at not being a complete sap for both couples here… And I blame them.

Yes, Renard is a troll…

Yes, cum stains are a total bitch to get out…

And will UBD finally prove his worth by actually doing a bit of police work?

Find out…

…in Chapter Seventeen – Meanwhile, Up on the Chalk Cliffs…

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For my lovely clean Lobster who puts up with all my bullshit.  : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

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deisegal:

inigosolo:

deisegal:

inigosolo:

Uh, so, yeah.  I’ll probably never stop.  Sorry bout that. 

This is for deisegal, because she is making a Dirty Cop, Clean Cop cartoon, and I love her for going along with my crazy.  On the bus today, laughing LOTS to myself thinking about the adventures of UBD and AGD.  Must’ve looked utterly mental.  Need help. 

My fanwork skillz are shoddy, I’m aware of that, I can just about master Paint. 

If anyone wants me, I’ll be in a corner, rocking and plotting the entire first series (and the Xmas special, obv). 

The UBD screencap came courtesy of minebyrights, the AGD screencap cap came from I-don’t-know-where. 

ROFLCOPTOR!!!!! 

That is so freaking perfect. 

I have the cartoon rough done and after dinner Imma draw it up properly (that pic of UBD reminds me that I can also draw SD in uniform as opposed to just boring suit zzzz. I loooohove drawing Stannis in full uniform so much that I spent ages trying to find THE PERFECT COLOUR for his surcoat thingy…(hnnng). Also came up with a “joke” but if you have any suggestions let me know because it’s always a struggle to think of anything..  I just realised recently that drawing cartoons are my therapy..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah let it all out.

I’m now mostly only able to think up quotes to go on ‘opposites attract’ style posters and random bits of dialogue that are certainly only funny in my head. 

Mostly I’m just thinking tweaked twisted lines from their respective films, eg:

AGD: You can’t intimidate those witnesses. 

UBD:  Lemme give it a shot. 

*****

UBD:  (to suspect) If you keep your mouth shut, the murderer will never be found. 

AGD:  (to suspect) Just so you know, I’m not with him.  On this.

*****

UBD:  (to suspect)  If you open your mouth, I won’t lay a finger on you. 

AGD:  *coughs to hide his accidental stimulation*

*****

UBD:  (his catchphrase)  You’re gonna end up with an arsehole like a clowns pocket. 

AGD: (deadpan)  If only. 

*****

Someone else talking about AGD:  He looks a bit like a cat, don’t you think?

UBD:  It rhymes with cat.  *beat*  Anyway, I hate cats. 

*****

I could probably go on, but as you see, lacking inspiration, needs work.  : )

I want to see all your drawings/cartoons. Stannis, DC,CC, all of them.  Link me to all your cartoons.  : P

How did I miss all this grrrrreat dialogue?   Seriously though the more I think about the more I think DC CC would kick the arse off most cop shows on TV right now.

Damn yer.

Vintage DC, CC.    :’)    Those were more innocent times…

deisegal:

Some of the people who follow Inigosolo and/or myself might find themselves getting rather bewildered by the proliferation of acronyms, weird AU fics and anatomically incorrect cartoons on their dashes. Well if you’ve ever found yourself scratching your head and saying WHO DA FUQ IS AGD? Who is…

Yes, good. 

*dead*

We’re going to need a bigger fandom…