Awkward semi-hugs are awkward (and may also cause semis…sorry I had to go there..)…as per Chapter 13 of the utterly fantabulous Sexual Tension Road Trip, by the amazing Inigosolo. read it and weep salty tears for the love that is Stave!!!(oh and AGD/UBD too…)
You had me at the vividness with which they are both blushing. *jaw on floor*
This effing picture is so hot it literally hurts. But in such a good way. *_*
I must start with the boys for a change this time, because they are so in my face (just how I like ‘em. weyhey!)
The first thing that hits me (after the massive O, natch) is how Stan looks shocked, flustered, flabbergasted, mouth in perfectly round ‘o’, like ‘OhMyGod ONION! What is actually happening… My entire nervous system… etc.’ Which is OBV immense and perfick.
But Dave… oh ho ho ho. Dave kicks that right out the park.
Despite the fact that, as we well know, this collision has taken Dave by suprise too, he looks… Oh Christ, he looks as if he’s been preparing for this moment his whole entire life. He’s got it all covered, gammy hand coming up to hold Stan’s neck, other hand about to make a dive for his waist, nice strong arms, extremely intense, serious, sometimes-i-can’t-believe-you’re-real facial expression complete with big doe eyes and serious, intent mouth… Gorgeously tasteful blush… Wearing his nicest jumper that Daniel got him last Christmas, that coincidently shows off his nice strong arms… Hair and beard looking pretty neat… Just in general, looking mighty fine, just as if he’s been planning for the eventuality of Stan running into him and knocking their heads awkwardly together for years.
Dave is like, ‘Yes my darling?’ :’D
Dave man, all the awards. You got some serious dorky beardy SWAG goin’ on here, ma onion.
Staaannnnnn!!! You are so cute and tasty when you’re excruciatingly embarrassed. And you’re vivid blush sets off the blue of your police uniform nicely. But your hands are all over the shop. ‘What do i do. Where do i put hands. What what what what…’
Arrrgggg, Clean Cop, you really are da best. Their faces are touching!!! They are SO very close together they’re putting UBD’s burrowing from that infamous Patches toon to shame… Hhhhhnnnnnnnngggggggg. Any excuse eh, lads. You look like you’ve merged into one being. (ahem, soon.)
Dunno if you’re getting this impression CC, but I really quite like the whole thing…
LOL. And then of course there’s darling Renard in the background, sassing up the place in his stylin’ outfit. Love those super-skinny turquoise jeans on him…
His little face is a brilliant combination of both smirky and also, kind-of, ‘Awwww, look. The old people found love.’ Which ties in perfectly with the idea that Ren really does want to see Stave happy together. All da feelz. *_* Only Renard could simultaneously be laughing at Stan and egging him on. And all whilst wearing that FABULOUS hat. Respec’. Arrrgggg, I am feeling too many pro-Renard feels at the moment. How is he somehow much more likeable than Renly? : P Have do do some more work on making him sound like the worlds biggest arsehole. (which he is)
Really though, all da awards for the gorgeous colours in his feather. *_*
And, yay, the familiar setting of the Reception/Dining room of love with it’s lovely magenta walls. And the picture of onions and sailboat behind Renard. And the
gold dildo beer pump of love.
But back again to the man meat… Arggggghhhhh!
I can’t… Ann Marie… I just… Can’t…. My heart/groin… *splodes*