Request filled: Davos/Stannis ship scenes for deisegal

This is a gorgeous thing.  YES TO ALL.   :’)

Oh Stannis and Davos.  Yer every scene together on the show seems to be building to an inevitable crescendo of awkward n’ guilty smooching/frottage/’accidental’ stimulation/touching/rubbing/biting/fellatio/other things so dirty I reserve them for smut-tags on special occasions…

If we don’t get to see Stephen and Liam make out at least once I’m going to be intensely frustrated…  (ie:  I’m going to be intensely frustrated.)

rachmaninoffs:

the first time ir ead this lin e i had to put the book down and give myself a moment i s2g

coming from stannis that’ s like a goddamn declaration

Starting the tumblr day weeping at the beauty of true love.  Utterly gorgeous drawing.  Fits the quote perfickly.  : P

deisegal:

Urgh nothing will be able capture the magnificence that is the latest chapter of Sexual Tension Road Trip (hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng  ”just kiss….oh..ok carry on boys” *cough*) but here is my clumsy attempt (pen was going all over the place for some reason so most smudges are NOT intentional ;) …..)

Stan is about to find out whether Dave’s tongue belong to him

Hnnnng!

Oh darling…  Please believe me…  Ah’ll never do yer no harm…  Believe me when ah tell you…  I’ll never do you no harm…

Oh darling…  If you leave me (topical song reference is topical…   : P)… Ah’ll never make it, alone…  Believe me when ah beg you (wooo)… Don’t ever leave me, alone…

Ahem.  Just had ta get that out me system.  ; )

You da best, Cleany.  Can hardly believe the speed with which this relevant toon appeared…  It’s almost as if you had inside knowledge…   ; )   Immense, swift and decisive work, ma clean lobster.  Mwah. 

Arrrrgggggghhh, allotment detail-porn for the fucking win!!!  COMPOST!  SEED POTATOES!  MY FAVOURITE TROWEL!  RADIS BUSH!  (peering out from behind Stan’s EXQUISITE arse…)  GENERIC GREENHOUSE AND ALLOTMENT OF LOVE WIN FOR THE WIN!!!

….

Can’t hardly bear to look at the boys…

Argggh, too. many. feels…

• You drew Stan’s semi-smart grey shirt PERFICKLY.  It’s like yer in my mind. 
• Stan’s arse in those gloriously tight not-slacks of love…  this will be a recurring theme.
• Stan’s arm reaching ot possessively to cup Dave’s beardy onion face…  Hhhhhnnnnnnnggggggggggg…
• Dave is ADORKABLE and all shocked and like what what what?  But his clever gammy hand is like, totally ready for the action!  Look at it, it’s well heading for Stan’s shirt buttons.  Dave, yer stumpy hand is more prepared for this than you, mate!  All the same, his good hand is coming round to embrace Stan, so suppose I can let him off….  YES GOOD. 
• Stan.   Just Stan. 
• OH MY FUCKING GOD.  You have totally done justice to his utter dream-boat-ish-ness in this picture.  He is looking fucking fine.  Even if his kecs are too tight…
• Oh god, his arse.  It’s right there.  In those tight pants.  It’s practically indecent.
• Loving the glimpse of both their perfect crotches too - and so close together, hnnnnnggggg - coz I’m a perv like that. 
• Did I mention Stan’s fucking arse, tho??!   *weeps*
• I reckon yer doing really well with all this branching out into drawing side-on people and at new angles.  The lads look great here. 
• Stan’s arse tho.  And their crotches…  *_*
• Stan’s face is such a thing of beauty here (and always).  His thick stubble is just THE SEX.  His manly chin and gently smiling mouth…  He actually looks happy.  *_*   And intent.  And happy. 
• His eyes, eyebrows, forhead wrinkles, widows peak and mouth are all soooooo perfect here….   And brilliantly drawn to convey his multitude of emotions. 
• Sheesh, FAPS much?   : P
• Stan’s arse.  And their general crotch proximity.  They are about to kissssss….  Hhhhhnnnnnnngggggggg…   *dead*

So once again typing from beyond the grave ta tell yer that I love yer. 

All my love.  All of it. 

And Stan’s arse…    *_*

xXx  *goes for lie down*

In which AGD and UBD do not feature, and Stan and Dave dance around each other some more… before finally getting a bit of release.

YES Dave gets his kiss.

YES, finally, a bit of mild porn for Stave.

That’s it for this long long instalment, really.  : P  

NC:17 to be on the safe side. 

This is for my very clean Lobster, who has been extraordinarily patient, and for anyone else who may have been screaming JUST KISS at Stave.  (like me…)

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

…Chapter Sixteen – Seeing to the Radishes

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deisegal:

Sinister and hawt at the same time.  OTP!!!

Reblogging everything because my dash needs everything damn yer…

In which AGD and UBD make a barely relevant plot!Date, Renard continues to stir everything up (but not necessarily in a bad way), and Stan and Dave continue to fail at making the transition to an established relationship (but it’s a close run thing…).

Will Dave ever get his kiss? Will he survive if (and when) he does?

Will Alan Seaworth ever stop shipping UBD/AGD to anyone and everyone?

Will I ever get to the actual porn? : P (HINT: the answer is yes. And soon.)

Jumps-straight-in chapter jumps straight in where the phone conversation in the last chapter left off. Just so as yer know.

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

…in Chapter Fifteen – Renard Explains It All

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stannisisawesome:

captainboyd:

Stannis and Davos share a moment

OMG that is the greatest thing ever!

Best use of Brokeback music EVER. 

(via deisegal)

deisegal:

FLASHBACK: A reading and writing lesson @ Dragon Cottage.

For my Dirty Cop :)

Right then.  Let’s have at yer.  (hehey!)

• Stag mug.  My jaw hit the floor.  Now I REALLY want one. 
• The picture on the wall in the background…  It’s so hard to make out… but… Is it young Stan holding baby Shirl?  *weeps anyway*
• All the interior decor detail porn.  All of it.  Love dem Baratheon tiles, as you know.  The lovely homely blue stripey vase and jug…   hnnnnnnhgggg…
• Baratheon rug appearing in background…  unf.  Killing me with the background details here, cleany.  The doors and the stairs and the couch and the window and the sexy uneven beams and the coffee table….  I choose the believe this is a real house.    : P
• Hhhhnnnnggggg at whatever those red and green files are on the counter top.  Cookery books?  Woodwork books?  Photo albums?
• That big sexy sturdy kitchen table of love…  The table where he ‘as deflowered his bride…    hhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg…….   : P
• Blue coaster.  Don’t know why, I just fucking love it.  And the way it sets off the Baratheon mug…
• Dave writing ONION under a picture of an onion.  The way the reading/writing lessons are similar to the ones in firelight…  How intent and focussed Dave is…  (sob…)  His gammy hand….   UNF…  love the stationary and all the general dorkiness of this writing lesson…   just can’t with all the feels….  *_*
• OMG.  Dave.  His super sexy light brown shirt and green diamond tanktop (!).  His uber-sexy gammy hand holding down the paper…   Will never get over how intent and focused he is…   *_*   His little frowny eyebrows and wrinkled forehead of concentration…  His mouth set in a determined line…
• *dead*
• *typing from beyond grave, as I manage to do remarkably often…*
• Stan in his sexy pale-blue-manly-slightly-open-at-neck-shirt-for-impressing-Dave.  
• Stan’s stubble…  oh my entire vagina…
• Stan is looking soooooo happy and satisfied and relaxed and content….  I just can’t…
• The gentle way that Stan’s hand is cupping Dave’s in order to help him write…  And Stan is totally cool with the touching…  *_*
• Stan practically having his arm round Dave.  WILL. NEVER. BE. OVER…
• How this precious little lesson didn’t end in some serious smooching, I will seriously never know…  Their hands are touching…  Their faces are very close…  Stan’s arm is round the back of Dave…  Stan is very very relaxed…  All the elements are in place for porn, dammit!
• I just cannot.  With Stan and Dave any more.  Every moment that they are not getting it on is now like a personal slight…   Hhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg…
• Hope can do their eventual coming together (right now over me) justice…

Arrrggggh.  Actually in distress from the awesome.  Love yer, CC.    :’D

deisegal:

FLASHBACK: A reading and writing lesson @ Dragon Cottage.

For my Dirty Cop :)

Ohhhhh…  Cleany…   I just can’t with you right now…  

Why oh why are you so good to me, Cleany?   Whyyyyy?   *shakes fist at sky for no discernible reason*

*lots and lots of weeping*

…..

*more weeping*

Oh my Christ, my two favourite boys. 

Stan. Is. Actually. Making. A. Move. On. Dave. Here. 

*_*

I know he doesn’t realise it.  But he is.  He actually is, though…

He pretty much has his ARM around Dave, for Christ’s sake…  *more weeping*

Their hands are touching…  And Stan has his head bent right over towards Dave…

Right.  Fucking.  Over.  *racking sobs*

And poor Dave, bless his cotton socks, is trying so hard to concentrate…  And they are so incredibly relaxed together.  And Stan has his arm round him the back of his chair.  Oh god they are so incredibly cosy and domestic… 

Oh. My. Fucking. Rh’llor. 

Cleany, I’m going to need a bigger text box to make a cuppa and steady me nerves affore I comence with the bullet points…  Hope yer don’t mind…

: P    dy!

deisegal:

Awkward semi-hugs are awkward (and may also cause semis…sorry I had to go there..)…as per Chapter 13 of the utterly fantabulous Sexual Tension Road Trip, by the amazing Inigosolo. read it and weep salty tears for the love that is Stave!!!(oh and AGD/UBD too…)

Oh Darling…

You had me at the vividness with which they are both blushing.   *jaw on floor*

…Hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnggggggggg…

This effing picture is so hot it literally hurts.  But in such a good way.     *_*

I must start with the boys for a change this time, because they are so in my face (just how I like ‘em.  weyhey!)

The first thing that hits me (after the massive O, natch) is how Stan looks shocked, flustered, flabbergasted, mouth in perfectly round ‘o’, like ‘OhMyGod ONION! What is actually happening…  My entire nervous system…  etc.’  Which is OBV immense and perfick. 

But Dave…  oh ho ho ho.  Dave kicks that right out the park. 

Despite the fact that, as we well know, this collision has taken Dave by suprise too, he looks…  Oh Christ, he looks as if he’s been preparing for this moment his whole entire life.  He’s got it all covered, gammy hand coming up to hold Stan’s neck, other hand about to make a dive for his waist, nice strong arms, extremely intense, serious, sometimes-i-can’t-believe-you’re-real facial expression complete with big doe eyes and serious, intent mouth…   Gorgeously tasteful blush…  Wearing his nicest jumper that Daniel got him last Christmas, that coincidently shows off his nice strong arms… Hair and beard looking pretty neat…  Just in general, looking mighty fine, just as if he’s been planning for the eventuality of Stan running into him and knocking their heads awkwardly together for years. 

Dave is like, ‘Yes my darling?’    :’D

Dave man, all the awards.  You got some serious dorky beardy SWAG goin’ on here, ma onion. 

Staaannnnnn!!!  You are so cute and tasty when you’re excruciatingly embarrassed.  And you’re vivid blush sets off the blue of your police uniform nicely.  But your hands are all over the shop.  ‘What do i do.  Where do i put hands.  What what what what…’

Arrrgggg, Clean Cop, you really are da best.  Their faces are touching!!!  They are SO very close together they’re putting UBD’s burrowing from that infamous Patches toon to shame…   Hhhhhnnnnnnnngggggggg.   Any excuse eh, lads.  You look like you’ve merged into one being. (ahem, soon.)

Dunno if you’re getting this impression CC, but I really quite like the whole thing…

: P  

Hot sausage. 

LOL.  And then of course there’s darling Renard in the background, sassing up the place in his stylin’ outfit.  Love those super-skinny turquoise jeans on him… 

His little face is a brilliant combination of both smirky and also, kind-of, ‘Awwww, look.  The old people found love.’   Which ties in perfectly with the idea that Ren really does want to see Stave happy together.  All da feelz.   *_*   Only Renard could simultaneously be laughing at Stan and egging him on.  And all whilst wearing that FABULOUS hat.  Respec’.  Arrrgggg, I am feeling too many pro-Renard feels at the moment.  How is he somehow much more likeable than Renly?   : P     Have do do some more work on making him sound like the worlds biggest arsehole.  (which he is)

Really though, all da awards for the gorgeous colours in his feather.   *_*

And, yay, the familiar setting of the Reception/Dining room of love with it’s lovely magenta walls.  And the picture of onions and sailboat behind Renard.  And the gold dildo beer pump of love. 

But back again to the man meat…  Arggggghhhhh!

I can’t…  Ann Marie…   I just…   Can’t….   My heart/groin…   *splodes*