deisegal:

AGD x Stan….ugh I mean AGD meets with Stan to discuss the case ….not that I ship them or anything. FML!!!

From Ch23 of Sexual Tension Road Trip.  For my busy busy lobster :)

*dead again*

Oh darling…  Both Dillane!Characters are rendered perfectly.  You’re getting better and better at toonin’ all da time my Lob.   *_*

I’m loving AGD making moves on the desk, TBH.  No one can stop that sweet sweet sex panther.  NNNNNNnnnnnnggggggg.  But seriously, even if he’s not performing a sex act on the desk, he is drawn up so very close to Stan…   OMG.   : P

Of course AGD does fancy Stan a bit.  He’s only human, after all.  And Stan will keep being rugged and grunty around him… 

But AGD is already suffering from Scruffy-Whiny-Bad-Boy!itis at present, so he’s a bit distracted…  ; )

I love the S-W-A-G of AGD’s outfit and glasses…  Seriously hot stuff.  Purple tie and tie pin for the sexy sexy win…   He looks just about perfect, and wonderfully smirky.  He’s got his slightly flirtation face on, like he did with Marple…  STOP BEING SO DAMN SEXUAL AGD!!!

As for Stan…  Police uniform, slight smile, stubble, pronounced widow’s peak and wrinkly forhead = inigo!death…   : P

I love the detail!porn of Stanls office with the chairs and the wooden door and the photo frame.  And I love the fact that they have detailed little case notes on the desk between them!!!  Oh my god, nice touch my clever Lob! 

Wowser…  Is the lower one Ross Bolton?!?!?!?!  And the upper one?  Shanksy?!  Or King Bob?!  The mystery!!!!

Anyhey mah Lob.  I fucking approve wholeheartedly.  You are amazing.  Ah love yer as much as ever.  And you aid this toon was boring!!!!!  A lie, take it out. 

: P

LY! DY! MY!

xXx

YADSC/L.  (Mwah!)

deisegal:

From Chapter 23 of Sexual Tension Road Trip, Stan manpains over a painful childhood memory.

*DEAD AGAIN*

Oh darling…  You da best, mah sweet sweet drawin’ Lob.  :’)

A gorgeous, emotive flashback toon here mah love (FAPS!).

Adore Stan in his police uniform with his bloody gorgeous face man-paining away in the bottom corner.  I reckon yer getting quite daring with yer drawing compositions these days me old Lob (FAPS to the power of infinity!) and naturally I am all over the results like an uncomfortable rash. 

Oh mah gorgeous old Stanley with his adam’s apple and his down-turned woobie mouth and his delicious forehead wrinkles and his sexy-as-all-fuck widow’s peak…  The whole gang back together again.  Nnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg forever.  *dead*

And then come the baby Barath’s…  OMG the cute.

Little Stan has freckles.  Freckles freckles freckles.  Lalala.  I may be ever-so-slightly obsessed with anything concerning Stannis/Dillane/Stanley having freckles.  In any location.  Ahem. 

Arrrrgggghhhh, Stan’s little (freckly) face staring down through the convenient/inconvenient ceiling gap is so shocked.  Mah heart.  Love how yer’ve drawn kid-Stanley’s hair too. 

Also:  Perfick bb!King Bob rendering is perfick.  Amazing Baratheon jumper and resentful, malevolent facial expression.  I know for a fact that yer’ll hate me for this, but I did have quite a lot of bb!King Bob feels while writing this flashback.  Mainly because I had it in my head that this was the one incident that made Bob actually hate Stanley and lead to all that comes after.  But before they overhear their father’s coversation and it enters Bob’s head that Stan might be a threat to him in any way, I think young Bob might actually have sort of almost kinda loved his little brother.  He was instinctively worried and protective of him during the climb up to the attic.  It’s only after they hear their father talking that Bob turns off that part of himself for good and becomes the utter wankshaft that we all know and despise. 

That said, he’s still an utter eff-star-star-cunt.  But, yer know, everyone in Kingsdown verse is a bit nicer than their ASOIAF counter parts.  Cos I’m obviously just a great big sap really…   : P

Anyhey, sorry bout all that off-topic spraff. 

Back to the utter glory that is yer drawing. 

It’s just brilliant and immense my dearest Cleany.  Love the boxes and beams and spidery details of the attic.  Love the poses both lads are in, and the way that King Bob is glaring at our Stan.  Dead atmospheric, my Lob. 

You remain a toon-ing legend, my cleanest of clean Lobsters. 

MWAH!!!! xXx. 

deisegal:

UBD vs Renard, as per Chapter 23 of Sexual Tension Road Trip. Not shipping it…nope….

*CLINICALLY DEAD FROM THE AMAZINGNESS BUT ATTEMPTING TO TYPE ANYWAY COZ I LOVES IT SO DAMN MUCH…*

wHAT WHAT what What….

I cannot get over the idea of Renard as a camp Dr. Who and UBD as his sulky, slimy, borderline sociopathic assistant when I look at this toon.  I’m not complaining, kidder.  It’s a great thought…  : )

But fuck me, no.  I am so not shipping UBD X Renard.  That would feel a bit like shipping UBD X his second homicide.  : P   They do make a hilarious odd-couple though. 

I really like what yer’ve done with the perspective here, though, for true.  Must’ve been so difficult to draw UBD in the fore(skin)ground and Renard in the back(side)ground while still having them obviously sending each other death glares. 

I really do love Renard’s look here.  He’s got some serious swag going on, TBH.  You (and I) always accuse me of making Renard too nice.  Well, mah lady, now I’m gonna have ta accuse you of making Renard too cool!!!  But in a good way, OBV. 

YAYYYY!!!  UBD’s dread-mustard-t-shirt getting a well-deserved cameo.  Bet it was white when he bought it.  Filthy bastard.  Nnnnnnggggg.  Also, his perfect woobie-but-actually-serious-woobie-and-not-ironic face here is just perfect. 

SEA WALL FOR THE ABSOLUTE WIN!!!!

As always, mah beloved re-patriated Lob, yer’ve surpassed yerself.  *sobs*

Loves yer, DY (MY).

xXx.

Your unforgivably busy Filthy filthy Lobster.  (LLA)

In which there are lots of different POV’s again, a hell of a lot of quite possibly dull plotsposition(tm), some depressing introspection (and a lengthy childhood flashback) from our Stanley (Nope, I don’t know either, FML.), there are no sexy-times to speak of, and UBD gets to play at being a real detective.

Will this prove to be the most serious, wordy and boring chapter yet?

Will I ever learn to sell my story in the blurb rather than put people off? (LOL)

Will Justin-the-Goldfish ever be more than a two-dimensional throw-away gag character? (Relevant question is still relevant, dammit.)

Has UBD bitten off more than he can chew going up against two new players?

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty Three – Pink Jacket and Strong-arm

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma beloved and sorely missed transatlantic not-so-clean Oirish Lob. Mwah. : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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A fully sanctioned bit of ‘collating’ of vintage deisegal Dirty Cop, Clean Cop/Sexual Tension Road Trip toons…   PART ONE…

Ma semi-absent Lob’s got some skills, y’all.

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In which many characters squabble over who gets POV segments, UBD is repeatedly put in his place by his betters, Dave faces his worst fear, the Sea-children continue to have more rich and complex emotional interactions than any of the adults, and AGD has got S.W.A.G. Newsflash, right?

Will AGD ever get enough of dominating (ahem) ubd?

Will Justin-the-Goldfish ever be more than a two-dimensional throw-away gag character?

Will anyone ever best Alan?

Will characters ever stop throwing shade about other characters’ dress sense?

Will I ever get a move on with some actual action? (LOL)

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty Two – Justin-the-Goldfish

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma beloved and sorely missed transatlantic not-so-clean Lob. Mwah. : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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fortinbrasftw:

inigosolo’s Alan Seaworth is better than you.

FYI I can’t even really talk about how much fun I am having reading this crack-tastic fic. As I read it I see it like a Wes Anderson movie in my head with the color palette and the costumes and distinctive goofy ass family dynamic characters. SO yeah… having a lot of fun. And Alan is awesome.

So I RE-HE-HE-HE-HEALLY do not know how I managed to miss this glory. 

Like, I REALLY DON’T KNOW.  Fucking hell…  I may need to actually work out how to track tags…

I am so bowled over by your Alan-love to be honest.  And saying there’s a Wes Anderson movie dynamic is like, the best compliment EVER. 

Alan’s sarcastic clapping face in yer drawing is AMAZING.  He looks so bored with everything.  Which is classic Alan really…

I love yer for drawing this beautiful thing.  And I’m very, very flattered. Shall endevour to include more Alan!trolling in next chap…   : P

(deisegal also does an excellent rendering of Alan.  She’s done two toons with him in.  In both he’s wearing a witty ‘Ree-buck’ hoody and in the first one he’s making a blow-job mouth at UBD.  The glory…  I am too lucky really.  Will have ta dig ‘em out.) 

deisegal:

Sexual Tension Road Trip: Revisiting the events of Chapter 15 when Stan n’ Dave so tenderly held hands (weep), and 6 chapters later they hold hands again but so much has happened in the space of 24 hours and those 6 chapters (more weeping but with joy rather than frustration)

who da fuq are Stan and Dave?  Why only the most wonderful AU Stannis and Davos in the world, that’s who…..check out this post for a masterlist of chapters if you have not already done so..

OH DARLING.  Me and Miguel are back fer more squeeing over this sainted glory. 

• KNOW I ALREADY MENTIONED THAT KINKY DAVE IS GOING COMMANDO HERE, BUT FEEL IT CAN NEVER REALLY BE MENTIONED ENOUGH. 
• Pink pink everywhere.  Oh Dave, you and yer interior decorating fail/win. 
• What’s that ah spy on the end of the reception desk of love?  Tourist info leafletS?  Love it. 
• The hand-holding glory.  Dirty old bastards, need to get a room, stat.  They really may as well just be fucking on da reception desk as yer said b4 Cleany.  Nnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg.  Stan’s hot heavy manly palm covering Dave’s gammy hand…   *weeping with love and arousal*
• My God, Stan is so happy again in this one…  all sated and loving and glowing and awkward.  Superb blush-rendering again Cleany.  And oh, he is gazing at his Dave with such utter adoration…    Nnnnngggg, feels…
• Mmmmmm, vase of flowers poking out there.  And that cute goldfish with his do not feed the fish sign again…   : )   What’s the fishes name, Cleany?  this is vital information. 
• OH HOLY SHIT the picture of all seven Sea-children on the wall in the background…  Ma heart…
• SAILBOAT!
• And the immaculate continuity of the view-through into the dining room again…   Nnnnnnggggg, perfick. 
• We gets a view of Mark reading “Knots! Knots! Knots!” AT THE BAR!!!!  win. He’s so very cute. 
• OH MY EFFING GOD.  We get a peepof AGD/ubd in the background as well…   Nnnnnnnggggg, perfection.  Love being able to see the back of UBD’s scruffy head and AGD’s suave side-view.  Was not expecting their mini-cameo here, so very excited by it TBH.   : )
• Ten green bottles hanging on the wall. 
• The way that the Chapter 15 sign appears to be taking one for the team and attempting to cover our Stan’s awkward erection in the top one…    :’)
• STAN AND DAVE NEED TO OIL UP AND GET FUCKING ON THE RECEPTION DESK.  STAT. 

Likely ah have missed summat ma beloved Lob. 

But as ever, know that yer done good, yer and immense human being and ah loves yer muchly. 

Mwah  xXx. 

deisegal:

Sexual Tension Road Trip: Revisiting the events of Chapter 15 when Stan n’ Dave so tenderly held hands (weep), and 6 chapters later they hold hands again but so much has happened in the space of 24 hours and those 6 chapters (more weeping but with joy rather than frustration)

who da fuq are Stan and Dave?  Why only the most wonderful AU Stannis and Davos in the world, that’s who…..check out this post for a masterlist of chapters if you have not already done so..

DETAIL PORN UNTIL THE END OF TIME…

Double-toon causing multiple orgasms, frank(the badger)ly.  Nnnnnnnnggggggggggg. 

Oh darling.  So thoughtful.  So wonderful.  So beautiful.  So perfick.  So everything. 

I love yer ma NSCC. 

COMPARISON!toon has struck me dumb and destroyed ma ability ta think.  The hotness and sweetness combined…

Some thoughts:

• WASH YER HANDS PLEASE!  FTW. 
• little tea jar next to scary patch-face flask with matching scary patchface mugs…   :’)
• Dave’s blue checkered tea-towel hiding behind him before being put to good use hiding his awkward erection in the chronologically following toon…  Nnnnnnngggggggg, yer give good continuity porn ma lob.  Ah’ve always said so. 
• The brilliant attention yer’ve paid to Dave’s changing outfits over the course of the 24hrs in question…   Mwah.
• How happy and Beardy Dave looks in the first one.  He’s over-joyed that Stan is absently vulcan-kissing him, he never wants it to stop…  Nnnnnnggggg, blushing Dave be so cute and sexy. 
• The instrument of future Stanley-awkward-erection-concealment also being close ta hand…   Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg.
• Stan looking a total stud in his sexy uniform in both pics.  Poor Dave’s had to deal with that vision every day for years.  Years.  wejustdon’tknowbird.gif
• The way that Stan’s hand is clutching Dave’s so sweetly in the first one. And his face being all content and happy but also looking embarrassingly orgasmic to be honest.  Phew.  Stanley enjoying that hand-holding a bit too much, tbh…  No wonder he’s blushing so gorgeously rosy.  :’)
• UNF at da usual Stan forhead wrinkle/widow’s peak, handsomness porn.  UNF forever, tbh. 

MORE RAMBLINGS SPECIFICALLY BOUT THE SECOND PART OF DA TOON…

• Dave looks effing gorgeous in that outfit.  It’s a great look on him, not too grandad-ish, for once.  All da awards fer yer continuity/detail!porn once again ma lovely lob. 
• Just think.  Dave is going commando under those hunky brown cords.  Commando (coz he had to bin his crusty undies at da allotment, I’m sure yer recall that ma NSC lob).  He’s going around with no underwear on.  Getting stiffies all the time remembering his and Stan’s morning exertions, no doubt…  Fuck, he’ll have come in those cords by the end of the day, no doubt.  Dirty insatiable old Oirish sea dog.  Nnnnnnggggg.
• Can’t get over how handsome Dave looks here yet.  Dapper grey shirt/beige jumper FTW.  His lovely ruddy face is so loving and content.  Even his gorgeous full muddy beard looks made up, frankly.  And he’s staring at Stan with his usual love and devotion.  *feels*

INTERMISSION WHILE AH GO AND MAKE A CUPPA BEFORE COMING BACK TO SQUEE AND LOVE YER SOME MORE MA PRECIOUS LOB…