deisegal:

AGD x Stan….ugh I mean AGD meets with Stan to discuss the case ….not that I ship them or anything. FML!!!

From Ch23 of Sexual Tension Road Trip.  For my busy busy lobster :)

*dead again*

Oh darling…  Both Dillane!Characters are rendered perfectly.  You’re getting better and better at toonin’ all da time my Lob.   *_*

I’m loving AGD making moves on the desk, TBH.  No one can stop that sweet sweet sex panther.  NNNNNNnnnnnnggggggg.  But seriously, even if he’s not performing a sex act on the desk, he is drawn up so very close to Stan…   OMG.   : P

Of course AGD does fancy Stan a bit.  He’s only human, after all.  And Stan will keep being rugged and grunty around him… 

But AGD is already suffering from Scruffy-Whiny-Bad-Boy!itis at present, so he’s a bit distracted…  ; )

I love the S-W-A-G of AGD’s outfit and glasses…  Seriously hot stuff.  Purple tie and tie pin for the sexy sexy win…   He looks just about perfect, and wonderfully smirky.  He’s got his slightly flirtation face on, like he did with Marple…  STOP BEING SO DAMN SEXUAL AGD!!!

As for Stan…  Police uniform, slight smile, stubble, pronounced widow’s peak and wrinkly forhead = inigo!death…   : P

I love the detail!porn of Stanls office with the chairs and the wooden door and the photo frame.  And I love the fact that they have detailed little case notes on the desk between them!!!  Oh my god, nice touch my clever Lob! 

Wowser…  Is the lower one Ross Bolton?!?!?!?!  And the upper one?  Shanksy?!  Or King Bob?!  The mystery!!!!

Anyhey mah Lob.  I fucking approve wholeheartedly.  You are amazing.  Ah love yer as much as ever.  And you aid this toon was boring!!!!!  A lie, take it out. 

: P

LY! DY! MY!

xXx

YADSC/L.  (Mwah!)

deisegal:

From Chapter 23 of Sexual Tension Road Trip, Stan manpains over a painful childhood memory.

*DEAD AGAIN*

Oh darling…  You da best, mah sweet sweet drawin’ Lob.  :’)

A gorgeous, emotive flashback toon here mah love (FAPS!).

Adore Stan in his police uniform with his bloody gorgeous face man-paining away in the bottom corner.  I reckon yer getting quite daring with yer drawing compositions these days me old Lob (FAPS to the power of infinity!) and naturally I am all over the results like an uncomfortable rash. 

Oh mah gorgeous old Stanley with his adam’s apple and his down-turned woobie mouth and his delicious forehead wrinkles and his sexy-as-all-fuck widow’s peak…  The whole gang back together again.  Nnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg forever.  *dead*

And then come the baby Barath’s…  OMG the cute.

Little Stan has freckles.  Freckles freckles freckles.  Lalala.  I may be ever-so-slightly obsessed with anything concerning Stannis/Dillane/Stanley having freckles.  In any location.  Ahem. 

Arrrrgggghhhh, Stan’s little (freckly) face staring down through the convenient/inconvenient ceiling gap is so shocked.  Mah heart.  Love how yer’ve drawn kid-Stanley’s hair too. 

Also:  Perfick bb!King Bob rendering is perfick.  Amazing Baratheon jumper and resentful, malevolent facial expression.  I know for a fact that yer’ll hate me for this, but I did have quite a lot of bb!King Bob feels while writing this flashback.  Mainly because I had it in my head that this was the one incident that made Bob actually hate Stanley and lead to all that comes after.  But before they overhear their father’s coversation and it enters Bob’s head that Stan might be a threat to him in any way, I think young Bob might actually have sort of almost kinda loved his little brother.  He was instinctively worried and protective of him during the climb up to the attic.  It’s only after they hear their father talking that Bob turns off that part of himself for good and becomes the utter wankshaft that we all know and despise. 

That said, he’s still an utter eff-star-star-cunt.  But, yer know, everyone in Kingsdown verse is a bit nicer than their ASOIAF counter parts.  Cos I’m obviously just a great big sap really…   : P

Anyhey, sorry bout all that off-topic spraff. 

Back to the utter glory that is yer drawing. 

It’s just brilliant and immense my dearest Cleany.  Love the boxes and beams and spidery details of the attic.  Love the poses both lads are in, and the way that King Bob is glaring at our Stan.  Dead atmospheric, my Lob. 

You remain a toon-ing legend, my cleanest of clean Lobsters. 

MWAH!!!! xXx. 

deisegal:

UBD vs Renard, as per Chapter 23 of Sexual Tension Road Trip. Not shipping it…nope….

*CLINICALLY DEAD FROM THE AMAZINGNESS BUT ATTEMPTING TO TYPE ANYWAY COZ I LOVES IT SO DAMN MUCH…*

wHAT WHAT what What….

I cannot get over the idea of Renard as a camp Dr. Who and UBD as his sulky, slimy, borderline sociopathic assistant when I look at this toon.  I’m not complaining, kidder.  It’s a great thought…  : )

But fuck me, no.  I am so not shipping UBD X Renard.  That would feel a bit like shipping UBD X his second homicide.  : P   They do make a hilarious odd-couple though. 

I really like what yer’ve done with the perspective here, though, for true.  Must’ve been so difficult to draw UBD in the fore(skin)ground and Renard in the back(side)ground while still having them obviously sending each other death glares. 

I really do love Renard’s look here.  He’s got some serious swag going on, TBH.  You (and I) always accuse me of making Renard too nice.  Well, mah lady, now I’m gonna have ta accuse you of making Renard too cool!!!  But in a good way, OBV. 

YAYYYY!!!  UBD’s dread-mustard-t-shirt getting a well-deserved cameo.  Bet it was white when he bought it.  Filthy bastard.  Nnnnnnggggg.  Also, his perfect woobie-but-actually-serious-woobie-and-not-ironic face here is just perfect. 

SEA WALL FOR THE ABSOLUTE WIN!!!!

As always, mah beloved re-patriated Lob, yer’ve surpassed yerself.  *sobs*

Loves yer, DY (MY).

xXx.

Your unforgivably busy Filthy filthy Lobster.  (LLA)

In which there are lots of different POV’s again, a hell of a lot of quite possibly dull plotsposition(tm), some depressing introspection (and a lengthy childhood flashback) from our Stanley (Nope, I don’t know either, FML.), there are no sexy-times to speak of, and UBD gets to play at being a real detective.

Will this prove to be the most serious, wordy and boring chapter yet?

Will I ever learn to sell my story in the blurb rather than put people off? (LOL)

Will Justin-the-Goldfish ever be more than a two-dimensional throw-away gag character? (Relevant question is still relevant, dammit.)

Has UBD bitten off more than he can chew going up against two new players?

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty Three – Pink Jacket and Strong-arm

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma beloved and sorely missed transatlantic not-so-clean Oirish Lob. Mwah. : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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In which many characters squabble over who gets POV segments, UBD is repeatedly put in his place by his betters, Dave faces his worst fear, the Sea-children continue to have more rich and complex emotional interactions than any of the adults, and AGD has got S.W.A.G. Newsflash, right?

Will AGD ever get enough of dominating (ahem) ubd?

Will Justin-the-Goldfish ever be more than a two-dimensional throw-away gag character?

Will anyone ever best Alan?

Will characters ever stop throwing shade about other characters’ dress sense?

Will I ever get a move on with some actual action? (LOL)

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty Two – Justin-the-Goldfish

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma beloved and sorely missed transatlantic not-so-clean Lob. Mwah. : )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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In which the diverged stories of Stan and Dave and our two favourite crack-detectives finally begin to re-align themselves on Friday morning, breakfast time at the Storm’s End Inn. Awkward Dirty Cop, Clean Cop relations should really be re-named Wanky Cop, Wanky Cop at this point. Awkward Stan and Dave relations are still incredibly awkward in spite of their recent clandestine encounters. Luckily the children are about to make everything that bit easier. Not.

Will UBD ever sort out his scummy wardrobe?

Will AGD ever stop being a stone-cold fox for five minutes so that we can all get our breath back?

Will Dave ever man-up and stop acting like a prepubescent girl with a crush around his chest Stanley? (Hint: If you need a hint on this, you haven’t been reading closely enough.)

Find out…

in Chapter Twenty One – The Colour Mustard

Sexual Tension Road Trip is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop, Clean Cop productions. Brought to you by DEISEGOSOLO. : P

For ma cleanest of clean lobsters who’s been extremely helpful and patient with me and even came up with the title for this Chapter. Mwah. ; )

Link to big ol’ fic masterlist recap thingy with all the chapters:

http://inigosolo.tumblr.com/post/25601657901/sexual-tension-road-trip-the-story-so-far#notes

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deisegal:

Flashback - Stan & Dave spend an afternoon on the beach with Shirley and Stephen.

Part of the Cracky AU of Sexual Tension Road Trip as brought to you by Deisegosolo Productions

Soooo, my internet crashed and ah lost ma original reply.  So feeling yer pain right now Cleany…   *shakes stumpy fist*

Shall endeavour to recreate ma original reaction. 

• FUCK ME STAN’S CHEST. 
• FUCK ME DAVE’S CHEST.
• FUCK ME THE TRAIL OF FUZZ LEDING FROM STAN’S HAIRY CHEST PAST HIS SEXY NAVEL BEFORE DISAPPEARING INTO HIS BLUE SHORTS OF LOVE (which totally remind me of the blue shorts he was wearing in that vintage Goanie pic of him strollin’ along da beach wit a wumin…)  FUCKING HELL HIS CHEST NEEDS TO BE DESIGNATED AN AREA OF OUTSTANDING NATURAL BEAUTY.
• Dave is topless!  *fans self at his lovely perfick gorgeous sexy averageness…*  Hhhhhhhgggggg.  His curly mud-coloured chest hair is ridiculously hot.  As are his collar bones, hairy hairy arms, slightly chunky flanks and beloved-of-all-right-minded-individuals stumpy hand. 
• FUCK ME.  Loving the colour of Dave’s trunks.  Hhhhhnnnngggg.
• LOL, whut, is he like, PRETENDING to read a book there whilst actually staring at Stan like he’s a glass of water and Dave’s been walking in the desert for six months?  Oh my rh’llor.  The heat of Dave’s longing gazes burns right through the screen of ma laptop, frankly.  ALWAYS.  But here it’s particularly good because his face is all distracted, not even really realising he’s staring and happy because Stan is there but squiggly-mouthed because STAN IS THERE IN TRUNKS LOOKING HOT HOT HOT.  nnnnngggggggg, da tension…
• Phuket Thailand…  Dave sitting atop a Baratheon-striped deckchair.   I love it for so many reasons, but right now my mind is plumbing all the depths of innuendo over it…    Nnnnnnngggggggg.
• Will never not love me that sweet sweet seawall.  One of da main characters, TBH. 
• What.  Da.  Everloving.  Rh’llor.  is Stan doing kneeling his sexy knees on a Patches-checkered towel/rug thingy….   Arg.  Don’t know how ah can find that sinister but somehow ah do. 
• Be that a cooler-box I spy just behind Stan?  Has Dave been playing good-little-1950’s-housewife again and making them all a picnic and cool drinks?  I choose to believe that he has. 
• Seriously though.  Could they have a more idyllic life than the one they all lead together in sunny, sleepy, weird Kingsdown?  In spite of all the drug-smuggling, travelling circus’s and strange goings on…  I still want to live there. 
• Love me that sandcastle with it’s proud little red flag.   :’)
• Stan.   The.    Man.  
• Shirley is my hero.  Looking cool in her tomboy swimming costume, she just doesn’t give a fuck.  Is it wrong that I even find her scars cute?  She also appears to be tickling/decorating Stephen with seaweed/twigs?  All the love.  There is nothing that girl can’t do.  She even managed to capture and bury a Sea-child!  He seems happy enough there under the sand, though, so… *shrugs*
• Did I mention that Stan has legs. 
• Some of them are on display in this. 
• They’re very manly and hairy. 
• And his feet are very large. 
• JUST TAKE MY VAGINA DAMN YER!!!
• Lovin’ dem Stylin’ shorts, even if their not the Speedo’s of our dreams.  I admit, had yer drawn the Speedo situation, I’d be dead.  So all fer the best, really.   : )
• LOL Stan, what yer doin’ wearing a lovely blue shirt at the beach in the summer sun…?  Get yer chest out for yer onion, Sir…
• Oh wait, you are at least revealing a choic portion of it… 
• And perhaps it is best to ration it. 
• It is a weapon of mass-destruction and illegal in several lesser-known Commonwealth countries…
• : P
• So Stan’s chest. 
• Yup, ah like it. 
• Like the way yer’ve drawn it here. 
• YES GOOD. 
• Big hands and hairy Lobster forearms for the win. 
• FUCK ME he looks so very happy.  Cleany, you are all about slayin’ me with all the Stan happy faces ATM…   He loves his daughter very much…  And he adores spending time with her and all 7 of his surrogate sons.   Yes, even emo!Matthew.  Was Stan in on the burying-Stephen jape, or was that all Shirl’s masterplan, ah wonder?
• Stan has a chest face.  It’s very happy and very very handsome. 
• Can’t help but notice his sexy widows peak and rough manly stubble…  GETS ME EVERY DAMN TIME…

• Dave clearly has an awkward erection and is hiding it with that red book, amiright?  It’s always all about yer penis, isn’t it Dave??  By which I mean, yes, good.  Carry on. 

Again, possibly not an exhaustive list of ma feels. 

But all the same, Lobster-of-mine. 

YER GIVE GOOD LIFE-AFFIRMING TOONS MA GURL. 

Love yer!  Damn yer!  xXx.

deisegal:

Flashback: The Baratheon-Seaworth Clan Celebrate Shirley’s 8th Birthday…with a very special cake :/

Part of the Getting Crackier By The Day Sexual Tension Road Trip AU, which in itself is a subsidiary of Dirty Cop Clean Cop, brought to you by Deisegosolo Productions….is that the correct wording?  

Oh darling…  Who cares about the wording.  ILU.   :’)

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIRL! 
• Cute notice-board of love with slightly bigger snapshot of Stan and Shirl…  Ma heart. 
• Dragon Cottage detail/continuity!porn…   Oh how I’ve missed it….    Hhhhhnnnnnnhggggg, Baratheon tiles etc….  Though how that fit that gaggle of Seaworth’s into one small cottage kitchen I’ll never know…
• Dave wearing his lovely AGD-a-like diamond patterned sweater…   :’)
• I believe I’ve already made clear that I think the Badger Birthday cake (with it’s 8 little candles….  hhhhnnnnggg) is the best thing I’ve seen.  But it’s worth saying again.  Inigo X Badger Cake OTP.  Sooooooo cute it hurts.
• Poor not-dead emo!Matthew!!!  Hurray!  His crossed arms and trying to sulk and stupid fringe and dyed hair and matching black hoody….  PERFICK.  And even he can’t resist the cute of the scenario. 
• Nope, aparently I’m not finished with Frank-the-Badger in cake form yet…
• Cupcakes!
• Stan is happy and content and peaceful with his baby girl.  Yay!  Ma heart.  But he also happen’s to be wearing his sex-shirt.  FML. 
• Cadet!Daniel is dorky and perfick.  Love his neat slicked-back hair. 
• Little clear plastic cups.  *_*
• Alan looks like he’s up to some sort of scheming and/or plotting even at a family party…  Sigh.  What we gone do wit dat boy?
• Still love his REEBUCK hoodie tho. 
• Even I can’t tell the other sea-children apart with any certainty and I wrote a fucking potted history of them.  But ah love how that one next to Alan is either wearing Dave’s stripey sweater, or wearing an exact replica of it….  So damned cute.  Is he young Stanley, perchance?
• I suppose I could hazard a guess that the one standing next to Daniel in blue with freckles is Mark?  
• The one in the stylin’ checked shirt…  Either young David or Stephen…  I’m thinking Stephen…
• Which would make the blonde cutie sittin’ next to Shirl Stephen?
• Oh, who cares, ah loves dem all anyways!
• Shirl’s tomboy outfit is IMMENSE.  Ah loves her boyish style, ah really does.  And she’s so happy surrounded by her beloved family and Badger cake…   Weeeeeeee…
• All the love for how they all seem to be touching one another (apart from emo!Matt, obv)….  So much family love on display here…  RIGHT IN THE FEELS.   *DEAD*

Probably not finished with this crazy assed meta yet, TBH. 

But I need to come up for air…

AH LOVES YER MA CLEANY!!!

xXx.

USIN’ YER OWN GIF AGIN YER. 

I IS CLASSY LIKE DAT. 

FAPS alert.  x1000.